I'm a mess

illkim:

me when a fight breaks out at school

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floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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lynziloserface:

brittanaismydrug:

Heather is a fairy who is madly in love with a human named Naya.

SOMEONE FIC THIS
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insaneontheboeshane:

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so is this a joke or what

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda)

Son completamente diferentes, pero eso hace que se complementen de una manera increible. Eso hace que su relacion no sea monotoma, hay risas, abrazos, besos, caricias y peleas… pero no hay pelea que no puedan solucionar ya que hacen lo posible por remediarlos y estar bien; todo por el simple hecho que en realidad se quieren, y su mayor miedo es perderse uno al otro.

(Source: eliielovesmile)

Can you turn on the light,
please?